If you like nice shit, don’t get cats. I didn’t get to show you what they did to my plants. Cats are so fucking extra and now I understand why my (ex) friend use to hate cats so much.
Every morning, Double D’s and I go for a morning walk at a huge park near our house. It’s great! She talks the whole time, and for once, I get to listen to all the thoughts in her mind as she verbally vomits all over me.